The guy who writes the music for Buffy the Vampire Slayer is Thomas Wanker. And I bet he's proud to be a Wanker, too.
Now I've got to find something to do for the next three days now that FARK!, Popbitch and Yahoo Groups are all closing for the weekend. Ah! It's St Patrick's Day on Sunday. And knowing that the pubs are always empty Sundays, the're pushing (get this!) St Patrick's EVE on Saturday night. I'm at least one quarter genuinely Irish, so I get as pished as a little beetle, authentically.