|There's a guy down the Kumsusan Palace who swears he's Elvis|
If you've been paying attention, you will know that media in North Korea is (jointly, with Eritrea, a close runner-up for the Worst Government In The World) the most restricted on the planet. Not a word is uttered on air, not a line printed in the press, not a picture published without the approval of very senior party members who wear their Kim Jong Il / Kim Il Sung loyalty badge with pride over their hearts.
So, while Kim's haircut has met with state approval, one wonders how this got out:
|BOOM! Foot like a traction engine, that lad|
I know what you're thinking: "Who won?" And the answer to that is City, 2-0.
But the question I'm asking is: Are they going to show Joe "The Voice of Head & Shoulders" Hart and his beautiful, beautiful head of hair, or is he going to be pixellated out for fear of shaming the Supreme Leader and his done-by-his-aunt bouffant?
|Other makes of anti-dandruff shampoo are available|
Across Pyongyang, a million voices cry out: "Hey! Where do I get such a luxurious head of hair?"
AND SO THE REVOLUTION BEGINS.