Or, on second thoughts, it might exist as a warning to shoplifters.
But pain can be visted upon anybody. Just ask that crazy fool Mr T.
Let's hear it for pain!
|Look at it, the vicious bastard|
|A photographer died getting this picture, as did the first three people sent to retrieve the camera|
|This little bastard has killed before AND HE WILL KILL AGAIN|
"So funny, I forgot I had the plague until my arm swell'd up like a pig's bladder and burst forth blood and flesh and green foule-smelling pus all over a pass'ng mendicant." -- Alexander of Fleet
"My children read this book, and now I cannot use the garderobe for fear that I too may expire from an arrow up my rear. How we laugh'd!" --- Sir William of Alder-Shot (Dec'd)
"Thou needest not be a learn'd monk vers'd in the powers of deduction and bless'd with the ability to read to enjoy Howard of Warwick. But it helps." --- Friar Kelp de Kelp
"I LIKE RATS" --- Stupid Dave
|Noomi Rapace reacts after hearing there's going to be a sequel|
|This HELL BEAR is now dead|