People actually seen swimming in freezing cold sea: NIL
Things I've Learned from the Internet: The web has changed my life. It's left me with the attention span of a sex-crazed goldfish and a vocabulary straight out of a porno movie. I thought I'd put up an ever-expanding list of words that I've started using in everyday conversation thanks to my slacking round the internet, complete with the guilty parties who've got me talking like a spaz:
* Dirty Sanchez
* Gayer, Twunt, Corn Laws, Gak, Krell, Bolivian Marching Powder.
There's more. Much, much, much more. I didn't realise my life had become so shallow...