I've now swallowed my pride and made the following decision about the World Cup. Germany must win it. That's right - arch rivals GERMANY, who reached the semis after a crap 1-0 win over the U S of A. The way I see it is this: the Germs win the cup. They'll sing and dance in the streets. They may even jokingly invade Poland. But deep, deep down, they'll know in their hearts that England beat them 5-1. At their place. Oh yes. And that's good enough for me.
STITCH THAT HITLER!