This award goes to Paul Kelleher, who did what millions of British people have been wanting to do for years - beheading Margaret Thatcher. Ah sod it, let's make him Hero of the Year, the Mother of a Thousand Dead deserves everything she gets. And that comes from someone who actually *gulp* voted for her. Once. When I was nineteen. I was young. Naive. Foolish. I won't do it again. Honest.
If only it had been the real thing. Where's my best chopping axe?