In 1972, David Bowie released his fifth album, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars, a concept piece about a rock star who acts as a messenger for extraterrestrial beings. The song Five Years tell us their message - Earth has just five years left, and it will be destroyed.
But we ask, is this the real message of the album? Perhaps - we ask - the real answer to the album's prophecy is staring us in the face.
David Bowie's warning us about Kanye.
Also, the end of the world at the hands of Kanye West.
EDIT: It has since been pointed out to me that Kanye was born FIVE YEARS and two days after the album's release. Spooky, huh?
EDIT EDIT: And here's the whole thing in one simple diagram:
And it must be true, because the Daily Mirror says so.