Friday, April 05, 2002

OH MY GOOD GOD! Is there a doctor in the house?: I've got farkin' SCABIES! Horrible itchy, rashy farkin' scabies. Wha? How? I prefered it when I thought I had shingles. At least herpes is more socially acceptable than farkin scabies. It can only be a Wrath of God thing. I've been bad. Sorry, God.

And while we're here, I'd just like to point you towards this news story. Britain is, alas, suffering from an acute shortage of tits. If you see any tits, let me know. Better still, send me photographic evidence.

Quote of the Day: "If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat."

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