Filthy Georges - aquatic crime-busting superhero!
Who is this crimefighting superhero? Superman? Batman? No - it's Filthy Georges the Weymouth Sex Fiend Dolphin! Taking time out from stalking the Dorset coast, luring unsuspecting tourists into a watery dolphin-ravaged grave, our Georges instead managed to hold up the Bramble Bush ferry for long enough to stop two jewel thieves in their getaway from the scene of a most heinous crime. What a hero.
"And we would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for that pesky dolphin"
Total number of people shagged to death by Filthy Georges: NIL
Total number of rubbish jewel thieves captured by Filthy Georges the Crimefighter: TWO