The Tories! The Tories!
Poor the Ed Matts, Tory candidate in my Dorset South constituency, caught over-using the photoshop on his election literature. Now utterly unelectable, which is a shame beause Mr Matts seemed one of the saner Tories I've ever met. Front page of The Times too. Bad Tory.
Meanwhile, Michael Howard asks "Are you thinking what we're thinking?" as the Conservative Party launch their election manifesto.
Let us consider: Kirstie Allsopp and Sarah Beeny wrestling in a paddling pool filled with baby oil.
So, probably not then. Ah well, better luck in 2009.