The news that Susanna Hoffs out of 80s popular beat combo The Bangles has come clean over her choice of Funday has rocked me to my very core.
Contrary to popular belief, Saturday is actually my fun day.
— Susanna Hoffs (@SusannaHoffs) October 19, 2013
For twenty-seven years the world has lived under the illusion that Sundays were Ms Hoffs' Funday, but that once certain truth has been exposed to the sun, fed to monkeys, the monkeys forced to fight to the death against rabid badgers, and the whole bloody mess served up as a stew to the homeless. In a word: SICKENING.
So, we ask: Which 80s legend is going to be the next to break ranks and own up to the lie they have been living?
Midge Ure out of Ultravox: "As a matter of fact, I have very strong feelings about the capital of Austria."Elvis Costello: "Yeah, it's a fair cop. I have been to Chelsea on a number of occasion of my own free will"Freddie Mercury out of Queen: "There are other stations available apart from Radio Ga Ga, Radio Goo Goo and Radio Blah Blah"Band Aid: "Creeping Western cultural values mean that they are fully aware that it is Christmas, it turns out"
You just can't trust these 80s stars any more