Wednesday, October 02, 2013

My Last Ever Post On The Rainbow Bridge (Honest)

Hey everybody! I've finally found the Rainbow Bridge!

As any lunatic knows, when your pet dies and goes to heaven, it ends up here and waits for you. In return, you get bad poetry sent to you by idiots.

And here it is. 

It's in Pyongyang.

It's in Pyongyang and stretches over to Tiananmen Square in Beijing.

I think the message is absolutely clear: When your pet dies, it becomes a COMMUNIST.

Do you want your dead pet to be part of a Stalinist-Kimilsungist Communist plot to take over the world? I thought not. Then shut up about the Rainbow Bridge.

(Pic by Shan Lu from her incredible collection of images from the N Korean Arirang Games)


Ole Phat Stu said...

Just FYI,

Mythically, Bifröst was the original burning, rainbow bridge that reaches from the realm of mankind to the realm of the gods in Norse mythology.

Rainbow Bridge is also the title of
a 1971 album by Jimi Hendrix I have :-)

Amy Pond said...

Speaking of bad poetry, you might enjoy the little dig that Mrs. Lovett gives to poets in Sweeney Todd. This number is priceless (forgive the accents):