Vladimir Putin's been getting a lot of bad press recently, what with him being an enormous scumbag and walking into other people's countries without an invitation, sticking two fingers up at the world because he can turn or gas off and pull fifty billion quid out of our banks.
Anybody would think that he had some sort of plan.
Despite unfavourable comparisons with Adolf Hitler, Putin is hardly at the Fuhrer's level. Not yet anyway.
Neither is he a Stalin, a Genghis Khan, Idi Amin, Pol Pot or a General Pinochet.
So, I ask out loud, who exactly IS history's greatest monster?
I didn't have long to wait.
Utter scum, I'm sure you will agree.
I know what you're thinking: Re-open the Nuremburg Trials.