Thursday, August 14, 2014

HOW TWITTER WORKS

Oh God, it's happening again. Another well-known face is linked with something unpleasant, innocent until proven guilty goes out of the window, and it's a complete free-for-all of asshattery and ill-judged douchebaggery*.

Which leads to the see-you-in-court money shot.
So behave yourselves on Twitter, or you'll be up before the beak before you know it.

*Now a genuine word, according to the OED.

2 comments:

Blackout said...

It's at times like these that you *almost* wish [Actor and Comedian who died this week] was posthumously implicated in sordid goings on, if only to watch your patronising 'I understood him more than any of you lot' friends on Facebook suddenly not know what the fuck to say.

Hrrumph.

TRT said...

It's quite bad that [Actor and Comedian who died this week's daughter] is all over the newspapers, because it's doing nothing for the over-developed foot-fetish I have for her.

I'm seriously addicted to the leg end of Zelda.