To the New Forest Safari Park, a cavalcade of signs in Comic Sans (The Font of Champions), but we are immediately grabbed by this sign:
However, there is a promise of GIANT OTTER and where do I pay my money to see the giant otter, please just take my money.
"No," the keeper replies, "They are not."
We believe her not.
They are here, and they are frankly massive and not half a dozen normal-sized otters in a zip-up giant otter suits. Jurassic otter. Just don't let them see you.
And in case you think they're the result of a cruel medical experiment by some sort of mad scientist trying to unleash genetically designed killer otters on an unsuspecting world, here's all the evidence you need:
And it's not just concrete, bulletproof Jurassic otters eating your face off. It's the bunnies too.