Theological argument says that God is omnipresent - He is in all places all the time. Following that logic, this means that He’s got front row tickets for the Raymond Revue Bar for every single perfomance and knows the dark, dark secrets of Dolly Parton’s chest. On the downside, He’s also got to see Tottenham Hotspur play every Saturday. No wonder the world’s in such a mess.
Sunday, September 07, 2003
“Scaryduck’s ‘Did You Know...?’ No. 360 – Sunday Blasphemy Special!”
Theological argument says that God is omnipresent - He is in all places all the time. Following that logic, this means that He’s got front row tickets for the Raymond Revue Bar for every single perfomance and knows the dark, dark secrets of Dolly Parton’s chest. On the downside, He’s also got to see Tottenham Hotspur play every Saturday. No wonder the world’s in such a mess.
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Theological argument says that God is omnipresent - He is in all places all the time. Following that logic, this means that He’s got front row tickets for the Raymond Revue Bar for every single perfomance and knows the dark, dark secrets of Dolly Parton’s chest. On the downside, He’s also got to see Tottenham Hotspur play every Saturday. No wonder the world’s in such a mess.
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