Friday, February 11, 2011

GUN SHOP SALE

GUN SHOP SALE

Saturday afternoon, and we are drawn towards the local gun store by the sign: Clothing sale NOW ON!

I am intrigued.

"I am intrigued, my good man. What clothes, exactly, are in the sale?"

The one-armed bloke looked at me with his single good eye, and gestured towards a rack of peppered with holes, and somewhat spoiled by brown-red stains.

"The last man who tried shoplifting."

We leave.

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