This is The New Dog Wilson Blue Rabbit.
Look at him.
What a sweetie.
Don't believe a word. He is the most demanding creature
under the sun, even more demanding than bonsai plants. Because while bonsai
drop dead the second you ignore them, Wilson
resorts to barking. Lots of it.
And his demands? Walkies.
Nothing but walkies.
Stand up – BARK
Sit down – BARK
Go to the toilet – BARK
Get dressed in the morning – BARK
Accidentally catch his tyrannical little eye – BARK
Like Pavlov's dogs, even the close down music on my computer
equates to walkies, which equals BARK, and it's my own stupid fault for caving
in to him every time I stand up, sit down, go to the toilet, accidentally catch
his eye or close down my laptop.
Or walk in through the door. Or breathe.
He is a monster. A hideous dictator. But also cute and fuzzy
and we love him.
2 comments:
He is adorable! But of course you know why baby animals are so cute right? It's their survival tactic! The cuter they are, the more easily they can train their humans to wait on them hand and foot and loving doing it all!
Enjoy Wilson, he looks like a great dog :)
Cute, yes. We have a furry critter that is just as demanding, but only for food. Every time we go into the kitchen, she is there, miaowing away, very loudly. She is deaf so maybe thats why she's a loud 'un...
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