IN PRAISE OF RON SWANSON

If you don't watch Parks and Recreation, you will have no idea what this is about. But that's OK, you're not a cool person and we can no longer speak to each other.

How can you not be moved by that steely glare, that rich facial hair, and that "cancel all my meetings ever, or I will kill you stone dead" attitude?

RON SWANSON, everybody.

THAT RICH FACIAL HAIR.