This weekend budding Steven Spielberg Scaryduck Junior has been mostly tramping through the wastes of Antarctica making a totally serious documentary film on the lives of penguins on the frozen southern continent.
And, after literally minutes spent on Windows Movie Maker, here it is.
You'll send money*.
Direct link HERE.
All shooting and editing by the boy Adam, script and shonky voiceovers by somebody who ought to know better.
* Or we might make another.