EMERGENCY DOG

There are days when the depression, the panic attacks, the IBS and the whole damn world becomes far too much and it's all you can do to stay in bed, stuck under a dog. Last Wednesday* was such a day.

I am indebted, then, to Wilson Blue Rabbit for being that dog, and for not sticking his claws into sensitive parts while I was trying to sleep.

It's little victories that keep you afloat, such as creating a minor buzz about Moose Sex with a thing I wrote. Not from personal experience I might point out. Thank you AFP and China's Global Times for reading the thing what I wrote. And thank you Canada's CBC for reporting it the first place.

Little victories, eh?

But I repeat: I NEVER TOUCHED A MOOSE.

* Time flies into mush. I can't remember