Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Little Shop of Holiday Horrors

Willy and Bozz star in Knock-Off Toy Story
Damn, I love holiday tat shop tat. I lived in Weymouth long enough to grow to love those lucky bingo card holders, mugs with a willy in them, and those pens that unveil the naked woman when you turn them upside-down.

So, the moment I saw the shonky Toy Story towel, I knew it must be mine. 5.50 euros well spent, I think you'll agree.

And here's a quick look at the other holiday tat shop tat I saw in Greece. Some you may already have seen, but where there's tat there's ...err... more tat. Enjoy.

Enough to give any kid nightmares. There's one under your bed right now.
Nothing like a bit of casual racism to brighten your day, is there?
Kill it! Kill it with hammers and fire!
No home is complete without genuine reproduction Greek penis art
And here is your homework: What's the worst bit of holiday gift shop tat you've got? Share your guilty secrets.


Pavlov's Cat said...

This would be mine The Banana Boat

Phil said...

Behold! A plastic donkey shitting a cigarette

(I used to have one of these)