Then there's this monstrosity:
Flashback to the Guangdong Lucky Toy and Rocket Fuel Concern, eight years ago. The production line is at a halt and a panicked supervisor explains all to the boss...
"We've got a shitload of dolls' bodies but no heads, boss. Damn head supplier's let us down again."
"What else have we got?"
"There's 20,000 assorted dogs' heads but I don't think ..."
"But the kiddiewinks - they'll have nightmares. It's like something from The Island of Doctor Moreau. We can 't possibly..."
"JUST DO IT!"
"Don't come running to me when somebody takes the piss out of them on the internet."