I heard that Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, First Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of the Central Military Commission, First Chairman of the National Defence Commission of North Korea, the Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, presidium member of the Politburo of the Workers' Party of Korea Kim Jong Un isn't feeling very well. And I'm not surprised if he's holding down all those jobs to make himself a living.
So, I thought we could send him a nice card.
I also though that if we all club together, we can send him a lovely present. For example, a lovely barrel of lube. He likes lube. I cannot over-emphasise Kim's love for lube. Properly lubed up, he'll be up and about, killing his uncles again in no time at all.