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| "I'm sorry sir, but we've run out of fruit toast" |
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| "And I'm afraid we haven't got any croque monsieurs left, either. And your Americano will have to be a filter coffee. Is everything OK?" |
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| No comfy chairs, either |
There ought to be a law obliging every Starbucks to have adequate stocks of the things I like, and I would vote for any party that makes this empty promise as part of their election manifesto next year. If the other coffee place weren't such a bunch of horrible turds, I'd boycott the place.
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It's all down to these lazy foreigners coming over here, taking our jobs, and then spending those wages in a well-known corporate coffee chain that returns nothing to the UK revenue services.
KLAXON***First World***KLAXON
I understand your pain Mr Mallard. Makes you want to burn stuff, eh? Make sure you have a caste iron alibi. Just saying- you never know when a competant plod is on duty.
Bugger Starbucks - I've got Nespresso...
I'm pretty sure it's "croques monsieur".
Or "croque messieurs".
Don't understand. What have Starbucks to to with coffee?
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