This must be true, because it's come straight from the mouth of the Donald and it's on the internet and everything. Luckily, so are many other Trump Facts, all of which are just as true. Mine [SMUG ALERT] seem to be quite popular and have turned up on various listicles and cetera:
All I have to fear now is the unlikely event of Daonald Trump becoming the leader of the formerly free world and my being carted off to the salt mines for the not unreasonable crime of being on his shit list.
* Chegger (verb) To steal a joke from another person and pass it off as your own. ("You totally cheggered that gag from Ricky Gervais. Have you no shame?")