We're nice sorts, so I've bought mine from a charity organisation that's caught my eye recently. It's ace, and it goes to prove that this is going to be the best Christmas Walford's ever seen.
|Two for a quid in Poundland. BARGAIN.|
And let's see what's behind today's window:
I shall call him George and I shall hug him and pet him and kiss him and... AAAAAAARGH MY FACE IT'S GOT MY FACE AAAAARGH
I'm beginning to regret my purchase already, to be perfectly honest.