Tuesday, March 08, 2005

At the races

One can but dream...

"And now on BBC1, a change of programming. Instead of Mary Whitehouse: A Life, there now follows live coverage of Kirstie Allsopp and Sarah Beeney wrestling in a paddling pool full of baby oil."

At the Races

From the card from last Friday's race meeting at Newbury:

The divorceonline.co.uk Chase ("You go anywhere near that betting office and I'm going back to mother's")


The Mencap Novices Hurdle ("*Belm*")

You would have thought that the Mencap one would have been classified as a handicap chase.

This opens up whole new possibilities of inappropriate sports sponsorship. Suggest-me-do!

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