Monday, April 30, 2007

Made-up band names

Made-up band names

I have made it my life's work to plug Bigfoot and the Groincrushers, the oh-so-funnily named band I was a member of for about ten minutes in my college days.

Imagine my surprise, then, when I learn from bearded super-patriot Garry Bushell that such a band actually existed, jumping up and down on East London stages going "OI! Oi! Oi!" supporting the legendary, not to mention controversial, 4Skins.

So: make up some band names. You know you want to.

• The Frenulum Five Banjo Band

• Political Correctness Gone Mad

• Rabid ScooBy

• The Maxine Carr Fan Club

• Kaplinsky's Buttocks

• Crusty Gym Sock

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