As Seen on TV

So, we bought some doggie nail clippers in the 99p Store, at the eye-watering price of 99p.

They must be good, because they are AS SEEN ON TV

That's AS SEEN ON TV (in some countries)

But which ones? Are they good countries with fully-evolved infomercial rackets like America, Germany and Britain?

Or are they shit countries like North Korea, Eritrea and a small roped-off area next door to Russia with not enough vowels?

And we're done.