Jesus said: "My Father's house has many rooms"
The poor bloke's always being mis-quoted, and this one that's a firm funeral favourite is no exception.
The full quote - which changes things completely - is this:
"My Father's house has many rooms - he bought it from David and Victoria when they moved to LA.
"You really ought to come round for brunch and see it - the kitchen's been in Hello! magazine."
Smug git
(I realise this is my second Jesus post this week. Sorry Jesus.)
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