Two days of painting ceilings, knocking tiles off the wall and taunting the cat. Seven days of sitting on the beach flicking V's at Randy Georges the dolphin and the TV crew that turned up to film him; and I didn't even get on the internet. Much.
Still, it's nice to see our Boys in Blue are finally being given the recognition they deserve for the hard job they do under difficult circumstances. Available at all goods newsagents.
I'll get me coat. Abnormal service resumed.