Thursday, July 29, 2004

Food of the Gods

Chow

Food of the Gods

The following are officially tasty gorgeous:

* Jaffa Cakes
* Twiglets
* Heinz Cream of Tomato soup
* Licorice Allsorts
* Pepperami
* Pizza Hut deep pan Super Supreme pizza

Food of the Clods

The following are officially the work of Beelzebub:

* Turkish Delight
* Bombay Mix
* Smoky Bacon crisps
* Pot Noodle
* Cockles - never trust a food that looks and smells like ladies' parts.

Discuss at your bloated leisure.

There WILL be a Scary story tomorrow. Having left all my files at work, I have no idea which one it will be, however. Hang in there. Woe will be guaranteed. Mirth as well, if you're lucky. And next week - the full, dull lowdown on What I Did On My Holidays. With pictures. Loads and loads of pictures.

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