Food of the Gods
The following are officially tasty gorgeous:
* Jaffa Cakes
* Heinz Cream of Tomato soup
* Licorice Allsorts
* Pizza Hut deep pan Super Supreme pizza
Food of the Clods
The following are officially the work of Beelzebub:
* Turkish Delight
* Bombay Mix
* Smoky Bacon crisps
* Pot Noodle
* Cockles - never trust a food that looks and smells like ladies' parts.
Discuss at your bloated leisure.
There WILL be a Scary story tomorrow. Having left all my files at work, I have no idea which one it will be, however. Hang in there. Woe will be guaranteed. Mirth as well, if you're lucky. And next week - the full, dull lowdown on What I Did On My Holidays. With pictures. Loads and loads of pictures.