A "WTF?" moment
Despite the lurgi rendering me completely unable to speak, and unable to operate more than five feet away from a radiator, I am sorting out Mrs Duck's car insurance.
They're all thieves, naturally, who are doing their best to penalise us for having mad old women drive into the side of my car three years ago, but I am intrigued by one thing.
Diamond, the rubbish, expensive car insurance that's for women only. How come their application form has a "Mr" option on it? Are they catering for the pre-op trans-sexual market, or what? What?
I am not mad.