Tuesday, October 30, 2012

OFFICIAL 'NO TRICK-OR-TREAT' POSTER

With Hallowe'en just around the corner, people who do not care for the tradition of Trick-or-Treat will be looking for some way of keeping the kiddiewinks from their front door.
 
That is why we've come up with this 100 PER CENT OFFICIAL 'No Trick-or-Treat' Poster.
 
 (Click on pic to embiggen)

Simply print it off, put it up in your window, and we can guarantee that you will not be disturbed by hordes of little scrotes come the 31st October.
 
However, should your house be burned to the ground by a torch-wielding mob carrying "DEATH 2 PEEDO'S" banners, don't come running to us.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh yuck yuck yuck. I used to have that bedding...

Anonymous said...

Which means he's in a little girl's bed. Even yucker.

TRT said...

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. You sick, sick ducky.

Erin said...

Shouldn't that be "DEATH 2 PAEDOS"?

TRT said...

You suggest a level of spelling competency which is incongruent with the act of vandalism itself.

TRT said...

Sorry, not vandalism, lynching. brain train got slightly derailed there.

Also. "There. Fixed it for you." takes on a new meaning.

HairyBiker81 said...

Unfortunately, he seems to have fixed it for You...and You...and You...

Alistair Coleman said...

Hairy Biker: *applause*