That is why we've come up with this 100 PER CENT OFFICIAL 'No Trick-or-Treat' Poster.
(Click on pic to embiggen)
Simply print it off, put it up in your window, and we can guarantee that you will not be disturbed by hordes of little scrotes come the 31st October.
However, should your house be burned to the ground by a torch-wielding mob carrying "DEATH 2 PEEDO'S" banners, don't come running to us.

8 comments:
Oh yuck yuck yuck. I used to have that bedding...
Which means he's in a little girl's bed. Even yucker.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. You sick, sick ducky.
Shouldn't that be "DEATH 2 PAEDOS"?
You suggest a level of spelling competency which is incongruent with the act of vandalism itself.
Sorry, not vandalism, lynching. brain train got slightly derailed there.
Also. "There. Fixed it for you." takes on a new meaning.
Unfortunately, he seems to have fixed it for You...and You...and You...
Hairy Biker: *applause*
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