Thursday, April 25, 2013

EYELASHES ON CARS

I'm against troture and violence in all their forms. However, it's time to draw a line in the sand: PEOPLE WHO PUT EYELASHES ON CARS

Only one fit punishment: Force them to watch 'An Evening With Jim Davidson' on a loop until they eat their own head, dip their bodies in wax and use them as candles on street corners as a warning to others.

And thinking about it, I'm probably being too lenient

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank God, someone else understands how diabolical this new idea is. I've been raging about it for months.

I went in Halfords the other day and these things actually cost £30!!

You can also get sparkly eye liner for another £20

branestawm said...

They're more like 2 quid at DealExtreme. Not that I know anything about that or anything.

http://dx.com/s/car+eyelash

Jesus not of Fleet nor swinging! said...

Never seen any of these. Must be a sign in Fleet that you are a swinger or something!

Erin said...

I've seen them. One can only assume the people who put these on their cars are the same people who put antlers and red noses on their cars at Christmas, and bunny ears on them at Easter.

Anonymous said...

They do look slightly better on cars that have the "eyebrow lights". I do stress the word slightly.

brian said...

m against troture, also torture is bad too.

Anonymous said...

The car eyelashes in the picture look really good. But I have seen some really cheapy looking ones that droop down ad look like a bad hair day LOL.