My book is - according to my new pal 16mm-uk - "Smug, irritating, poorly written E-Junk"
And I quote...
"Judging by this ghastly effort the author knows a lot about how much he loves himself... Within a few short paragraphs the author sets out his stall; in fact scrub that - there is no stall, just a self-adoring hack who probably owns a wardrobe full of wacky-slogan t-shirts and some comedy headwear.
"This book is not funny, not even faintly amusing unless you wrote it."
I believe I have a right to reply, so here goes:
Hi there 16mm-UK!
I hope you're well! I value every sale, every review and the money they bring, but let's get a few things straight.
1. I own no comedy headwear and one (ONE) 'Bazinga!' T-shirt which I barely wear because of its antique status
2. Just ask and I'll give you your two quid back. TWO POUNDS. I'll even write you a cheque so you can have my autograph
3. I hope the experience hasn't put you off books
Your new smug best pal,
That's all the bases covered in the most contructive manner possible, I believe.
If you're a fan of smug, poorly written e-junk for the outrageous sum of two quid a pop, you can GET IT HERE