I heard that Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, First Secretary of the Workers' Party of Korea, Chairman of the Central Military Commission, First Chairman of the National Defence Commission of North Korea, the Supreme Commander of the Korean People's Army, presidium member of the Politburo of the Workers' Party of Korea Kim Jong Un isn't feeling very well. And I'm not surprised if he's holding down all those jobs to make himself a living.
So, I thought we could send him a nice card.
I hope he likes Peppa Pig. Everybody loves Peppa Pig.
I also though that if we all club together, we can send him a lovely present. For example, a lovely barrel of lube. He likes lube. I cannot over-emphasise Kim's love for lube. Properly lubed up, he'll be up and about, killing his uncles again in no time at all.
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Jong Il, Dude! Hope you're back to aiming to annihilate democratic governments with horrendously expensive missile systems while starving your own people in no time, sweetie. Not.
MsAlliance.
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Nice work Germany. Sold him a Werther's Original machine without a cutter.
The man is but a god, and gods do not die they manifest as swans or somethink. Anyway, he can't die, he is supposed to be visiting Tipton (and Netherton North). Handsome beast, ain't he......
http://flaxensaxon.blogspot.co.nz/2014/08/kim-jong-cunt-to-visit-tipton-and.html
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