Sunday, January 04, 2015

Altered People in National Newspapers

The Independent: No Google, this isn't a picture of Kim Jong-Un's sister

In which your humble writer accidentally makes news in the national press. They did - however - fail to call me by my official title of "smug, middle class Twitter user Alistair Coleman", and I might almost nearly send them a mildly-worded complaint.

For the avoidance of doubt, this is Kim Yo-jong voting in North Korea's recent "Vote Kim Jong-Un or we nail your head to the coffee table" election:

As you can see, only one member of the Kim family is addicted to Swiss cheese and tasty, tasty cake.


Flaxen Saxon said...

Dat one ugly looking slope.

Dioclese said...

Slope is a racist term. You will be shot immediately by Miliband's PC Police