But let's take a look at the thing that cost me £1.50 in a charity shop before we delve into the real madness. Whiffs of joy isn't even the best/worst part.
It's just a jar with lots and lots of warnings.
"A body is a glass", the motto of the Bargain Booze chain of off licences.
And that bit about carrying it by the lid? There's the cop-out for making it so damn shit.
If you need a body and/or a terrace, I know a chap who can help.