Here's Ron. Here's Mrs Ron. The couple have been in repeated conflict with Virgin Media because somebody keeps using their account details to watch pornography to the tune of several hundred pounds, and nobody knows who's doing it.
It's obviously not Mrs Ron.
And it can't be Ron.
So it must be somebody else.
And - of course - they went to the court of the last resort to prove their innocence. That being the Manchester Evening News.
Poor Ron, for the camera always, always lies.
He's now everywhere on Twitter as a byword for somebody who is clearly innocent, but the lying camera says something else.