Wednesday, October 15, 2003

“Scaryduck’s ‘Did You Know...?’ No. 354”

Mobile phone users! Think twice before talking dirty to your wife/husband/girlfriend/main squeeze on your mobile. In order to maximise profits, all calls are routed through your local prison, where the inmates are employed to operate the system as cheap labour. This is why they are known as “cell” phones.

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