Thursday, July 08, 2010

Scaryduck Instructional Guides No.1

Scaryduck Instructional Guides No.1

How to be a horse whisperer:

1. Go up to a horse

2. Locate its ear. Typically, you will find as many as two on top of its head

3. Whisper "Do as I say, or I'll fuck you up and sell you for glue"

4. Ride horse

5. Sorted
Horses, you say?

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