I've not been well recently, and the only thing that has made me well (apart from all that medical science mumbo jumbo) is regular exposure to the "Soft Kitty" song. And - hey - it can help you too.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of furBookmark this page, and next time you are ill come back here and have Soft Kitty sung to you. No need to thank me. Really.
Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr purr purr"
WARNING: Soft Kitty is only for people who are ill. Do not listen to Soft Kitty if you are not ill. Results may be unpredictable.