The Best Election Leaflet EVER
Some of my colonial readers may have failed to notice there is an election campaign under way in the UK.
My employers - quite rightly - insist that I remain strictly neutral in matters political, so it is without comment that I draw your attention to the election leaflet that arrived through my door on Monday, appealing to the voters of Dorset South:
Wow. No, really: WOW.
The other side of the leaflet can be read HERE, in which it is revealed that the not-mad-at-all MAD Party's secret bunker is at the Swanage Pitch and Putt course.
And here, I believe, they are missing out on a unique selling-point. No other political party in this General Election can offer 18 holes of golf at the bargain price of just £6.50. Not even the Greens.
Frankly, the Labour, Conservative and LibDem election machines (and let's not forget the Greens and UKIPs who are also standing locally) have a lot of catching up to do on this little beauty.
Neutrality disclaimer: Other political parties are available, I neither publically support nor condemn any party's policies.
Fruitcake disclaimer: I am not mad.