On finding oneself in The Village
Last night in front of the television watching ITV's made-for-American-audiences reboot of the classic 1960s series The Prisoner, starring Magneto and Jesus Christ.
I must say that old Magneto's taking a risk playing the part of someone named after a toilet function, but he'll be relieved (as it were) by the knowledge that nobody will be watching.
So I ask myself: If I found myself in The Village, what number would I be?
God, I am SO obvious.