I like The Wedding Present.
There, I've said it.
To the untrained ear, the remarkable David Gedge might sound like just another indie guitar frontman from another indie guitar band. But YOU ARE WRONG.
And why? The court should recognise this as the first evidence for the defence:
And this from his quiet, fifties Italian cinema period:
Oh, go on, just one more
The defence rests, you cloth-eared b-stards.
At this point - although there is not obligation on either me and yourselves - if you like this, buy something and contribute to the David Gedge pension plan. Cos he's worth it, like.