Friday, March 22, 2013

Ant and Dec: A Spotter's Guide, again

After three years, I've sorted out with one of Ant and Dec is Ant, and which one out of Ant and Dec is Dec.

It's quite simple:

Dec is the shorter of the two and is therefore nearer the "deck".

Ant, on the other hand, has six legs, lives down a hole, and will eventually have his head bitten off by the Queen.

Got it? Good.

Let us never speak of this thing again.


Molly The Wally said...

That cracks us up!
Have a fabulous Friday.
Best wishes Molly

Ellie said...

But, which one is Merry and which one Pippin?

brian said...

What is the point of Ant or Dec?