Monday, March 25, 2013
POLL: Which flavour of crisps is the best? (It's Salt and Vinegar)
I voted in a recent poll for the best flavour of crisps. The correct answer – of course – is "Salt and Vinegar".
Imagine my fury when I learned that the winning flavour was "Cheese and Onion". A sickening turn of events, I am sure you will agree.
There is only one course of action – re-run the poll on this page and use whatever means possible to ensure that THE LORD'S CHOICE of crisps (for eg, Salt and Vinegar) emerges victorious, and not some BLASPHEMY that should be destroyed WITH FIRE and the WRATH OF GOD (for eg, Prawn Cocktail).
UPDATE: And the results are in...
VICTORY! VICTORY IS MINE!