Saturday, January 03, 2015

TRUE FACTS ABOUT LIFE No 76,109

True fact about life no 76,109: Every time you reverse into a parking space, Jesus kills a puppy.

Don't let Jesus kill another puppy.

5 comments:

keith said...

Amazing! How do you know this?

I am a robot.

Anonymous said...

Don't care usually it's much easier to reverse into a parking space than reverse out.

Exception to the rule, when I reversed into a car parking space as the van in the parking space opposite reversed out of his. I somehow managed to hook my wheel arch on his tow bar and rip off most of the front of my car.

Actually thinking about it, if he had reversed in then this would not have happened...

Dioclese said...

This is not true in East Anglia because EA drivers are not capable of reversing into parking spaces.

This I know to be absolutely true...

Mr Larrington said...

Reversing into a parking space is the One True Method for undercover coppers, bank robbers, Special Forces military idiots and various other forms of oik. This is because it makes it much easier to make a quick getaway, and also because they're not worried about putting the shopping in the boot. They don't care about puppies either.

Lou Reed never reversed into a parking space. And neither should you.

TRT said...

I disagree.